Sing to the tune of “Santa Baby.” Yes, I wrote it. (Also, Baron is fine, but I’ll post more about that later!)
Santa Baby, slip a saddle under the tree
I’ve mucked my stall every day, Santa Baby
So please fill up my tack trunk tonight!
Santa Baby, a 16.1 Hanoverian too, that’ll do
Or I like Oldenburgs too, Santa Baby
And please fill up my tack trunk tonight!
Think of all the trots I sit
Think of all the canter leads that my horse hit
Next year I could ride at Grand Prix
If you would bring a horse like Ravel to me
Santa Baby, fill my tack trunk with a Toulouse
Or more specifically boots, Santa Baby
Oh please fill up my tack trunk tonight!